capriciousguru:

satyrbuddy:

slugbox:

FINALLY THIS IS ON MY FUCKING DASH AFTER YEARS. I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS GIFSET.

My mornings.

pictured above, knightbloggers

pretzelsnake:

m0n64 submitted:

For when you find that specal someone
https://31.media.tumblr.com/023adf053339d67322ef5012f7479a5a/tumblr_n8wvm3XXiB1swze9do1_500.jpg

an eggagment ring

DELETE YOUR BLOG 

eliteclassmeme:

your boobs are real? great! your boobs are fake? thats pretty cool too. you erased the memories of your classmates and forced them into a school of mutual killing? wow thats kind of

(Source: expirant)

How rape trials should go?

  • Lawyer: Did he rape her?
  • Witness: Yes, but she was drunk and passed out.
  • Lawyer: That's not what I asked. Did he rape her?
  • Witness: Yes, but she was wearin-
  • Lawyer: I didn't ask what she was wearing. Did he rape her?
  • Witness: Yes, but-
  • Lawyer: I didn't ask anything else. It's just a simple yes or no answer. Did he rape her?
  • Witness: Yes.
  • Laywer: Yes, he raped her.
  • Rape is rape is rape, no matter the context.

xwatchmerise:

merosse:

If u see a guy with long hair he’s either gorgeous or fucking weird and the answer lays in what type of shoe he’s wearing

This is the best post I’ve ever read

keatchi:

itssofluffy-im-gonna-die:

h4te:

i want to go on a shopping trip where i am the only one in the shopping mall and everything i want is free

that’s called night robbery 

so be it

(Source: h4te)

latitiasimmonds:

dramatic-ninja:

latitiasimmonds:

what do i do on tumbler

get in your mum’s car

haven’t heard that one before

latitiasimmonds:

dramatic-ninja:

latitiasimmonds:

what do i do on tumbler

get in your mum’s car

haven’t heard that one before

no-this-is-jarod:

public school dress code

no-this-is-jarod:

public school dress code

whitetrashtiel:

the fact that they took the time to animate a gag reel is amazing

(Source: risaxrisa)

konorai:

kurakos:

learning languages is fun until i gotta do it for a grade

Learning new things in general is fun until I have to do it for a grade

(Source: kawozhin)

awkwardnarturtle:

i-mahu:

There’s two types of anger one is dry and the other wet and basically wet anger is when your eyes water and your voice shakes and I hate that cause I feel weak when I’m crying while angry I like dry anger when your face is like stone and your voice is sharp I guess wet anger shows that you care too much and dry anger means you’re done.

This is the best description ever

(Source: barack-obottm)

(Source: BURGERTV)

souljannoying:

one time i got a fish and my dad made me name it james pond

(Source: pemsylvania)