octobra:

if you step on the back of my shoe and it comes off I will do the same thing to ur head

(Source: youtubeofficial)

guy:

when u see a stranger with a nice butt in public

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misstransatlantic:

“well that’s just, like, your opinion, man.”

(Source: michaelpierce)

(Source: memewhore)

validx2:

When you realize you the ugliest person in the squad

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dickdickdickdickdickdickdickdick:

dickdickdickdickdickdickdickdick:

person: will you be my girlfriend?

me:

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startariott:

“just because drunk people drop shit” 

startariott:

“just because drunk people drop shit” 

(Source: pugsessed)

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(Source: larrystyinson)

evolutional:

if u have perfectly clear skin and u complain about one tiny little blemish i will personally beat u with a shovel 

relahvant:

"hi i’m tumblr user blah blah you should check out my blog becau-"

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"my blog will you make you horny ;)))"

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"I’m so lonely :((( so i’m following back until I find a tumblr girlfriend! :)))"

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skypestripper:

why didnt my parents name me something cool like exodius or blue eyes white dragon

listoflifehacks:

unicornsyglitter:

baelthezaar:

lesbianmidget69dopeshit:

sexuallyactivegrandma:

imaginarily:

unicornsyglitter:

Sometimes i get carried away with snapchat

this needs to be seen by everyone right now

this is freaking beautiful

Why do you have bugs framed in your house

Because people collect insects and put the in frames, which if you ask me is more interesting (and respectable) than hunting trophies.

Actually my mom just likes butterflies tbh

how to snap chat ^

You Cannot Rest Here

cacklefrendly:

feelinranty:

meeplol:

Have you ever played a video game where you have to sleep to recover? They only let you do it if everything is safe. Otherwise they won’t let you sleep. You’ll get a message, saying “You cannot sleep now, there are monsters nearby.”

Now, remember the last time you just couldn’t get to sleep?

I do.

Don’t you fuckin do this to me

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piezeth:

angryteenagebear:

"video games would be better off without Nintendo"

…the video gaming industry wouldn’t be half of what it is now without Nintendo.

Nintendo literally saved the gaming industry’s ass on several occasions you asswipe

#SAYING NINTENDO SHOULD NINTENGO IS A NINTENDNO

soufflesandbowties:

50% of my jokes are self deprecating and 50% are self congratulatory like i’ll say “wow its hot in here…. just like me” and 5 seconds later point at a trash can and say “me”