if you step on the back of my shoe and it comes off I will do the same thing to ur head
“well that’s just, like, your opinion, man.”
person: will you be my girlfriend?
if u have perfectly clear skin and u complain about one tiny little blemish i will personally beat u with a shovel
"hi i’m tumblr user blah blah you should check out my blog becau-"
"my blog will you make you horny ;)))"
"I’m so lonely :((( so i’m following back until I find a tumblr girlfriend! :)))"
why didnt my parents name me something cool like exodius or blue eyes white dragon
Sometimes i get carried away with snapchat
this needs to be seen by everyone right now
this is freaking beautiful
Why do you have bugs framed in your house
Because people collect insects and put the in frames, which if you ask me is more interesting (and respectable) than hunting trophies.
Actually my mom just likes butterflies tbh
how to snap chat ^
Have you ever played a video game where you have to sleep to recover? They only let you do it if everything is safe. Otherwise they won’t let you sleep. You’ll get a message, saying “You cannot sleep now, there are monsters nearby.”
Now, remember the last time you just couldn’t get to sleep?
Don’t you fuckin do this to me
"video games would be better off without Nintendo"
…the video gaming industry wouldn’t be half of what it is now without Nintendo.
Nintendo literally saved the gaming industry’s ass on several occasions you asswipe
#SAYING NINTENDO SHOULD NINTENGO IS A NINTENDNO