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(Source: zouisprince)

broadens:

the number on the weighing scale doesn’t matter when my favorite pair of jeans can still fit me

the-uncalm-nipples:

nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

nateriot:

Obama on gay adoption 


yeah totally ruining this country what a horrible guy

Fun fact: Obama has attempted to fix almost everything that he promised to fix, but the republicans have voted almost all of his bills out of congress. He’s not the problem.

the-uncalm-nipples:

nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

nateriot:

Obama on gay adoption 

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yeah totally ruining this country what a horrible guy

Fun fact: Obama has attempted to fix almost everything that he promised to fix, but the republicans have voted almost all of his bills out of congress. He’s not the problem.

(Source: holymaurymotherofgod)

lubricates:

Whenever you’re taking exams and the examiner comes and stands next to your table.

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(Source: lubricates)

snickidoodle:

d0nn0:

beyoncevevo:

there needs to be a month between august and september 

october???

son i have news for you

(Source: horrornyancat)

(Source: tattoome)

  • ghost hunters: can you communicate with us
  • *door creeks*
  • ghost hunters: oh so your name is william

literallyrad:

there are approximately 1,013,913 words in the english language but i could never string any of them together to explain how much i want to hit you with a chair.

if yahoo answers can’t solve your problem then you are in too deep

(Source: bookara)

telapathetic:

come into bed and listen to the rain with me

richwhitemom:

turn on: when your phone is on 100%

(Source: brightlightsatmidnight)

cknd:

Dreams would be much more fun if they were multi-player servers that other sleeping people could join.