the number on the weighing scale doesn’t matter when my favorite pair of jeans can still fit me
Obama on gay adoption
yeah totally ruining this country what a horrible guy
Fun fact: Obama has attempted to fix almost everything that he promised to fix, but the republicans have voted almost all of his bills out of congress. He’s not the problem.
Whenever you’re taking exams and the examiner comes and stands next to your table.
there needs to be a month between august and september
son i have news for you
there are approximately 1,013,913 words in the english language but i could never string any of them together to explain how much i want to hit you with a chair.
if yahoo answers can’t solve your problem then you are in too deep